What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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