What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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