What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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