What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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