Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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