A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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