- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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