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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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