- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

ever tried african food? they neither

united we sit, cause we're fat

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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