Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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