when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Anyone can post anything.

I'm rick james bitch

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A russian gives away vodka.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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