- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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