What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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