Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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