Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A lot eh?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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