What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Blacks

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Women.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Anti Joke

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