Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Peas

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Anti Joke

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