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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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