Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

quantum physics?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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