- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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