- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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