Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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