Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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