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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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