A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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