How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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