Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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