- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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