- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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