- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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