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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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