Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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