- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Jimmy Saville

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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