What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A dancer walks into a barre

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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