- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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