Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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