- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Cripples are lame.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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