- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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