- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

bite me

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

pobody's nerfect

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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