- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Women's Rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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