- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Women's Rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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