- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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