Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Pain Olympics.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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