whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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haha black people :D

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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