- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

womens rights

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

bite me

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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