How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Jimmy Saville

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Ross.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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