A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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