- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock knock Fuck off!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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