Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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