were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Joke

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