- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

God is real.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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