- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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