- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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