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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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