- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

PENIS that is all

You are joking right?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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