- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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