- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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