- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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