- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

My cat just died.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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