- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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