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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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