What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

So a baby seal walks into a club.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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