- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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