- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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