So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Women's Soccer.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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this website is a bad joke

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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