- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Women's rights

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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