What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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