- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Weaner

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

God is real.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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