Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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