- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How about that airline food?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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