- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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