why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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