- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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