- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Where's my baby??

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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