Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Ready for something funny? nothing

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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