Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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