Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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hello

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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