- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Man U

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.