- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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