- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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