What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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