What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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