- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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