Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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