Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A drunk guy walks into a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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