- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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