- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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