A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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