What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Sarah Palin.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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