Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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