- Anti Joke

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.