- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

woman's lacrosse

Apple hates Blackberry.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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