- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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