1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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