- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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