- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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