- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Tony Romo

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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