- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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