what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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