- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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