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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

knock knock who's there? hope

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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