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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a black man pays his child support

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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