What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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