How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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