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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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