I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock Knock No solicitors

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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