Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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