- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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