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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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