my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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No

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

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