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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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