Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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