- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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