- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Stop. Seriously stop.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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