- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

AIDS

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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