- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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