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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I have an idea! You leave.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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