- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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