John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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