Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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