Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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