- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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