- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

men's rights activists

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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