How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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