whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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