Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what did one computer say to the other .........

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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