- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Women.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Donald Trump

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.