A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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