- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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