Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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