There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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