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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

quantum physics?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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