What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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black people swimming

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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