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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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