- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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