- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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