What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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