- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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