- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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