- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.