Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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