Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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