There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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alert('The Game')

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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This is an anti-joke.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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