Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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