- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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