- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

you will like this because i am black.

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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