- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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