haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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