Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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