Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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