Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What page are you on The gay page.

12 niqqa 12.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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