A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Neither did she.

Donald Trump

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Women.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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