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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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