- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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