I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Tilt your screen back .

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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David Cameron

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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