Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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