- Anti Joke

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )