A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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