haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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