- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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