Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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