A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

guy walks into a bar, ouch

your mama's so fat... that's it

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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