How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

rent a cops

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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