- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock Goodbye

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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