- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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