- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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