- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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