- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A house comes around the corner.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Yellow People !!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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