Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

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