- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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