- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

you will like this because i am black.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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