how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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